A girl married her tall/dark/etc. prince and moved to his castle in England. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) THE END*** ***[Luckily, 35+ years of life happened in between, including newspaper columns, translating from American to British, and that time she killed mom.]
Lets Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson,
The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank by Erma Bombeck